What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

No, not a chance

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

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So they tried

Then came..

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

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