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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:55

So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What was your experience when trying GHB?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
Then came..
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
What happened in a tent while you were camping that you will never forget?